ABOUT me

I am a seven foot tall, auburn-haired witch.

I live in a lighthouse with five cats named Heathcliff (various spellings); I collect sea glass, control the weather, and cure my own meats. In my solitary keep, I write romance novels about queer weirdos, and sometimes late at night I converse with the ghost of my grandmother, who takes the form of an apathetic pelican.

I am most definitely a real person.